I am horrifically disorganized. As my roommates can tell you, my room looks like a hurricane hit it after a robbery that went terribly wrong. In class, I am the […]

I recently walked into a nail salon with my friend Mary, and was told that our eyebrows were “a disaster.” Let me tell you what a disaster is: Titanic. The […]

Last night, for my beautiful friend Sarah’s birthday, we played […]

I really struggle not to take debates too personally. It’s one of my greatest weaknesses, because I (clearly) like to share my opinion. And yet, I can’t help but feel […]

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, BANANA LEAF WALLPAPER! (I’m doing a play on a Raffi song. A lot of people don’t know who Raffi is…Very weird to me because he […]

My parents dressed me in bows for the majority of my childhood. Some were big, some were some were small, some were short, some were tall (Just call me Theodor […]

Sometimes, after a long night of Netflix viewing, I let my computer die on me. It’s usually the only way I can stop watching, and I take it as a […]

I love everything about Chef Ina Garten—her liberal usage of butter in basically every dish, her smile, even the multicolored bindings of her books. Ina is just fantastic. I find […]

Blondie and the Andrews Sisters are my grandfather’s two favorite bands. There is truly no relationship between these two groups in vocal style or content. It’s as simple as comparing the […]

I really like adorable, vintage-inspired salt and pepper shakers. My grandma always switched out her funny figurines seasonally, and I’d love to keep up with that tradition. Every Thanksgiving ushered […]

I am terrible at charging my phone. I try to make it seem endearing, and say, “Oh! That’s just part of my charm.” But it’s so not endearing. Here is […]

Yay for Sweden—home of designer Josef Frank! Frank was an incredible artist, having produced some of the most vivid, decorative textiles over the course of the last century. Intermingling bold […]

I have got to learn how to be a better wingman. I have no swagger, no easy sense of talking to boys or turning on the charm. It’s just not […]

It has come to my attention, over the course of the last several days, that I have a deeply unattractive sleeping face. (I also drool. Apparently.) My friend Emma drove […]